Great to see a fellow dope on a rope! They still make you guys low crawl in the drainage ditches to "look for sharks"? Maybe that was only me and a couple other guys And they actually pay you guys enough to afford a car like that now? Officer or not (sir), I'm all kinds of bitter...
A couple things you seem to have not considered:
1) You are in Tennessee; Clarksville no less.
2) You're at the heart of one of the finest (combat ready) military units in the United States Army, where even the chicks eat rocks for breakfast!
Fortunately for me, I'm sitting in sunny Silicon Valley. Los Gatos to be more specific, where the folks who do drive giant hick transporters pamper them as much as folks like us with Audi's ;-) So, I personally haven't had anything like this happen to me, yet.
A couple things you seem to have not considered:
1) You are in Tennessee; Clarksville no less.
2) You're at the heart of one of the finest (combat ready) military units in the United States Army, where even the chicks eat rocks for breakfast!
Fortunately for me, I'm sitting in sunny Silicon Valley. Los Gatos to be more specific, where the folks who do drive giant hick transporters pamper them as much as folks like us with Audi's ;-) So, I personally haven't had anything like this happen to me, yet.