I had the untimely - not to say somewhat embarrassing - misfortune to have my car go into 'limp home' mode last Friday.
Basically the dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree, with Handbrake Failure, ESP Failure and Heating Coil (or whatever the diesel fuel heater thingies are called) symbols all appearing at the same time.
Pulling away, it felt like the car had 5bhp, not 240 odd and the exhaust sounded very strange indeed...
Needless to say I pulled over and called Audi Assistance. An hour or so later, the chappy arrived (Sean, very nice guy) and plugged in. From what he could tell at the roadside (in fact, a Sainsbury's car park), the ECU had detected a fleeting 0.5 volt drop in battery output, which was enough to put the whole car into 'safe mode', effectively turning off all 'non-essential' systems.
While Sean was able to re-set most of the alarms and faults - the ECU alert had even caused the aircon to have a hissy fit - he couldn't reset the ECU main fault, as apparently this can only be done when the car is directly 'dialled-in' to the factory, which can't be done roadside (RAC obviously hasn't invested in mobile broadband!).
Anyway, car was now driveable, so we took a 15 minute ride to local Audi dealer where the car was hooked up on the 'proper' kit.
To cut a long story short - another ECU patch was applied, which I am assured will stop the problem happening again. But even the dealer staff had to agree it was ridiculous for such a little problem to have caused the car to effectively shut down.
Anyway, a wasted three hours all in all, but at least the car is running again...
..but of course now I need to make another visit to Essessive as all the DRL mods were over-written and now I've got those bloody winking DRLs again...!
grrr.
Basically the dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree, with Handbrake Failure, ESP Failure and Heating Coil (or whatever the diesel fuel heater thingies are called) symbols all appearing at the same time.
Pulling away, it felt like the car had 5bhp, not 240 odd and the exhaust sounded very strange indeed...
Needless to say I pulled over and called Audi Assistance. An hour or so later, the chappy arrived (Sean, very nice guy) and plugged in. From what he could tell at the roadside (in fact, a Sainsbury's car park), the ECU had detected a fleeting 0.5 volt drop in battery output, which was enough to put the whole car into 'safe mode', effectively turning off all 'non-essential' systems.
While Sean was able to re-set most of the alarms and faults - the ECU alert had even caused the aircon to have a hissy fit - he couldn't reset the ECU main fault, as apparently this can only be done when the car is directly 'dialled-in' to the factory, which can't be done roadside (RAC obviously hasn't invested in mobile broadband!).
Anyway, car was now driveable, so we took a 15 minute ride to local Audi dealer where the car was hooked up on the 'proper' kit.
To cut a long story short - another ECU patch was applied, which I am assured will stop the problem happening again. But even the dealer staff had to agree it was ridiculous for such a little problem to have caused the car to effectively shut down.
Anyway, a wasted three hours all in all, but at least the car is running again...
..but of course now I need to make another visit to Essessive as all the DRL mods were over-written and now I've got those bloody winking DRLs again...!
grrr.