Bad news mate. According to the Daily Scum and other gutter press the rate of inflation is now so high that the Government has had to cancel Fridays. Those on a sub 40 hour working week will be compensated by an additional 12 hours being added to Saturday and Sunday so they have even more time to spend money on cheap beer, scream at their kids in shopping centres and generally beat the crap out of each other.
Those of us working over 40 hours per week will get the usual sweet FA.
Good luck for Friday!
Oh well at least I get more time to spend with the wife and kids, with the wife using that good old wifey sayin "I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER" everytime you forget to move your coffee cup or happen to miss that bit of fluff on the carpet when you have walked past it.
In fact she has just been going on about how
THIS weekend we need to have a really good spring clean around the house. I don't know why I bother sometimes I really don't.
All that said I must tell you I did sack the cleaner, but in all honesty she deserved it ie: on her first day she asked what to do when she leaves as we were off to work.
I told her press part on the alarm and leave, she asked me to write it down!!! so I did.
Late in the afternoon I returned home to find the alarm buzzing the back door wide open and the dogs running wild in the garden (As wild as 3 miniture yorkshire terriers can get anyway)
So I checked all the house for intruders and found none !!!
Next step call the new cleaner and ask why the door was open and you guessed it she said you never said to close the door you said JUST press part.