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Old 8th May 2012, 02:32 PM   #1
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Old 8th May 2012, 02:46 PM   #2
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Pmsl !



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Well today I was driving down to London when this black range rover started to race against me in the 50mph but past Bedford the I was the number plate it was R33M something then they went at the side of me I put the window down cause they was acting like they knew me then the window comes Down and you will never guess it was Amy child's waving mad at me like she knew me!! I did have sunglasses on she must have mistaken me for someone else! Unless someone has a similar private plate to me I told the miss's now in the dog house! ;( lol
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Thought this thread was about pussies, not dogs?



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Cats do seem to have a fascination with cars..well my two cats are always sniffing around our cars.



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Hopefully that puss didn't scratch the paint work...



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Agreed, nothing worse than a scratchy pussy.



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lol



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kitty is probably trying to work out why the steering wheel is on the wrong side.
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Cat's probably wondering how the feck do you get a dog in one of these,,,, especially if it's a cab.........



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Did YOU put the dent in the yaris? That's a small space for big doors!



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heh its not my car just found the pic online



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excellent find Horus !
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and here's some more Pussys! Its more common than i imagined!



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hmm the R8 attracts a different breed of pussy




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Wondered how long it would take for people to lower the tone, shoulda known it wouldnt take long. Ya bunch of reprobates



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dartmin.........what R8?
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Wondered how long it would take for people to lower the tone, shoulda known it wouldnt take long. Ya bunch of reprobates
I think the word is to Incite



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That's it....first thing tomorrow I'm going to rob a bank and then going to order an R8



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I think the word is to Incite
Moi? never!



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My God, Are the parking spaces really that small there in the UK?



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Yep!...bloody hate car parks!



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Hey Joey that's a big one have you noticed how long the space is !!!!!!!
Do you ever sit in you car, once parked up in a car park waiting for someone maybe, and be on edge every time someone parks next to you. I would say 5 time out of ten someone bangs your car with their door. I have had so many arguments.....



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My God, Are the parking spaces really that small there in the UK?
That's not in the UK, but yes all the same!

What's more annoying is that even when you seek out a space with a few spare either side, or on the far end of the car park, when you come back some ar$ehole has always decided to park right up next to you! WTF?!



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...but on the subject of parking, I sat and watched this woman try to park her HUGE Mercedes A class in the 2 spaces next to my A5.

This was the result after 5 minutes of shuffling

On the positive side - if she had decided to get out, her door would've missed my car
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hmm the R8 attracts a different breed of pussy

Seriously, this probably says more about my sense of priority than I should reveal but I'd be like 'For f*ck's sake woman, get your Goddam tits off my freshly polished window', and then I'd be round there, shoving the brazen hussy out of the way, duster in hand. And as for that scratchy lace on my paintwork - now, don't get me started.......

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...but on the subject of parking, I sat and watched this woman try to park her HUGE Mercedes A class in the 2 spaces next to my A5.

This was the result after 5 minutes of shuffling

On the positive side - if she had decided to get out, her door would've missed my car
I think she needs a smaller car....that one is obviously far too big



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Seriously, this probably says more about my sense of priority than I should reveal but I'd be like 'For f*ck's sake woman, get your Goddam tits off my freshly polished window', and then I'd be round there, shoving the brazen hussy out of the way, duster in hand. And as for that scratchy lace on my paintwork - now, don't get me started.......

(And yes, I reposted the picture purposely so that those of you with only one hand free didn't have to struggle to scroll up)
I did think that as well...smearing all the windows with her suntan cream disgusting!



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The last thing you want rubbed on your car is carrot oil off her nipples putting swirl marks on the car!!?
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