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post #31 of 48 Old 6th February 2017, 05:22 AM
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That's janine habeck who has an Italian mum but is in fact German.
You ungrateful sod, who cares what nationality she is....and anyway if you haven't noticed this is an Audi forum and therefore I was "trying" to keep on brand...

You could have just said "nice t*ts!

Anyway here is Giorgia Palmas, according to Google she is all Italian, although i'm sure she may have some Isle of Wight in her....or soon will have

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A quick glance down the first page of the thread titles and we have

Black on black
Swirl flaps
Blown head
Size - length or width
Rim style
Is this normal, should i be concerned
Limp mode
After advice on performance

What sort of forum is this???????? Bloody perverts!

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A quick glance down the first page of the thread titles and we have



Black on black

Swirl flaps

Blown head

Size - length or width

Rim style

Is this normal, should i be concerned

Limp mode

After advice on performance



What sort of forum is this???????? Bloody perverts!

Hahahaha!

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Situation normal on planet rackster........


Really like it here....no mention of brexit or trump.




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Congratulations Mr Mo, oh err Dr Mo

Now I have this nasty little rash that gets angry when I scratch it, should I seek medical advice.

Tried Racks but he just suggested I borrow some of his haemorroid cream

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Congratulations Mr Mo, oh err Dr Mo

Now I have this nasty little rash that gets angry when I scratch it, should I seek medical advice.

Tried Racks but he just suggested I borrow some of his haemorroid cream

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Cheers M.....sod it I've lost track of what you're driving now...!?

Can't help you mate. Should have learnt by now to always get the private dance before Racks, never after...
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M33 you are a lying bastard....

Given that db has advertised your current "relationship " I suggested it might be this..

Common Side Effects of Viagra
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Upset stomach, indigestion
Abnormal vision
Nasal congestion
Back pain
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Nausea
Dizziness
Rash
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Shame mo isn't a proper doctor otherwise he would have come to the same conclusion.....
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M33 you are a lying bastard....

Given that db has advertised your current "relationship " I suggested it might be this..
Rash
Rash, I would be delighted with just a rash...he said I couldn't catch it AGAIN and even then you can only get it by kissing.... Lying bastard!

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Cheers M.....sod it I've lost track of what you're driving now...!?

Can't help you mate. Should have learnt by now to always get the private dance before Racks, never after...
And definately never together....a 2 for 1 special!!!!!

By the way of course he's changed his car again! I'm sure he will update in due course but it's a corker.

Hope he caught the thread on sport net re. Cash, hp, pcp....it's no a5oc over there eh, They have a distinct lack of pics!

Depreciation is a drop in the ocean compared to his lap dancing/stripper habit!

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Gentlemen... So I have been away for a spell and wondered how you guys had progressed away from the school boy humour.

So glad you lot are still the same.... and I have just glanced at two threads Racks posted in, both as expected.... Window cleaner and this one with the nurse's.. Nice one pal

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Not been on here in a while as I've been in S3 exile, but congrats Doc!

Jeez I've missed Racks educational pics too......

See you over on the other side (ASN) Doc.

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Not been on here in a while as I've been in S3 exile, but congrats Doc!

Jeez I've missed Racks educational pics too......

See you over on the DARK side (ASN) Doc.
If education was this good I would have learnt more at school!

P.s any one know who this duke fella is....

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"...........But yes I am very grateful and happy that my hard work has paid off Unfortunately working hard and doing the right thing doesnt automatically mean everyone gets what they deserve...lucky enough to have a great family and good health........"

Your words above DrEskimo at age 29 mean one thing for sure man......they mean that you "Get it".....and that's something some guys just can't seem to ever achieve.... either from trying too hard too fast......or from just plain not trying at all.

Congratulations on your academic achievement and for following through with something very important at what is essentially a very early chapter in your modern life on planet earth. Far too many present denizens of this circle let the sands of time sift through their fingers as if life's a beach and then you die. ....

But speaking of "counting" here is a brief point regarding my experience living with a person who exists in the universe of finite math.......When I met my Beth almost 30 years ago she had just received a MS degree in mathematical statistics.......and although the training itself has afforded her a decent career....as she approaches retirement age I get the sense that the career path she chose has affected her outlook and take on life in a fashion that can only be described as predictable. So for whatever it's worth DrEskimo.....stay focused, and stay grounded and grateful just the way your own words above reveal......and most of all when the work shift is done in the days down the road...the second you're off the clock........become as stochastic as possible and let that fuel happiness within yourself and as a byproduct....everyone else around you.
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Congrats Doc! Well done for preserving through with everything! What was the PhD in btw?

Double good news, it's my 21st BIRTHDAY today!

I say let's throw a massive A5OC party at the good Doc's house! :P

Congrats once again mate!

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Disappointed by your comment duke....I was aiming for infantile....

And Mr Davies, i don't think any of us have taken against talib....he's had a lot of support re. His broken a5 and dodgy dealer.
A bit of youthful enthusiasm is ok.......

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Has anyone on here told you that you're only one "N" away from being very unpopular?! hahaha
Well, my name isn't actually "Taliba", it's Talib - so that makes me an 'A' and an 'N' from being unpopular!

And for your reference, the name 'Talib' actually means 'Seeker of Knowledge' in Arabic - which I quite like!

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Disappointed by your comment duke....I was aiming for infantile....

And Mr Davies, i don't think any of us have taken against talib....he's had a lot of support re. His broken a5 and dodgy dealer.
A bit of youthful enthusiasm is ok.......
Aha! Thank you, Racks! I appreciate the support... but I think this bloody court case has sucked all the youth out of me!

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Well, my name isn't actually "Taliba", it's Talib - so that makes me an 'A' and an 'N' from being unpopular!



And for your reference, the name 'Talib' actually means 'Seeker of Knowledge' in Arabic - which I quite like!



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